February 2012
gary oldman
benedict I think you should pay us back in sex every hour we wasted looking for you
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benedict I said your clothes shouldn’t show up not you
marrypotter:
I love Oscars night more than my own birthday.
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look it’s another person who is not benedict cumberbatch
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queen-moriarty:
hiyaj0die:
aroseforreagan:
Benedict Cumberbatch to play The Master on Doctor Who! http://www.express.co.uk/features/view/304650
Wholock fans Hit the ceiling
SAY THAT AGAIN. SAY THAT AGAIN AND KNOW THAT IF YOU’RE LYING TO ME
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mrgolightly:
whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
Jesus.
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I will be pretty disappointed if Benedict Cumberbatch shows up wearing clothes at the oscar’s
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my emotional range
lonely
horny
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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cousin's girlfriend: *sees my star wars iphone case* what is that? a game?
me: no, it's star wars.
cousin's girlfriend: I've never liked films like these, star wars, twilight...
me: *eye twitch*
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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omfg
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